While student-teaching in Houston, Nebraskan Kerri Molczyk is keeping folks at home up to date on her experiences through “The Phony Houstonian,” a column she writes for the Spalding Enterprise in Spalding, Neb.

1. Find a map.
2. Pick a path.
3. Stay on the path.

Hm . . . how do you know if it's the right path? And how do you know if you're on it? If only you had a spiritual MapQuest...